walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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