'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
fuck your aforementioned shoe
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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