I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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