So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Pants are for mortals
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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