Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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