Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You were trust falling into bushes
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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