Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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