I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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