marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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