I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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