I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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