I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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