@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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