dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Come back. Shots need mouths.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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