So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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