he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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