fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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