I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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