saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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