i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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