none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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