yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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