batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize