I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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