We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
