K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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