Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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