Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Come see our sink grown plant.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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