I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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