She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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