She said her name was "party"
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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