IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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