i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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