She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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