she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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