They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She bit a glass in half.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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