yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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