Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
and she was petting her beer can
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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