I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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