i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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