im holly from the hills drunk
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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