I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Randomize
