just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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