My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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