oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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