There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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