i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Actions speak louder than pants.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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