so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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