Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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They took my balls.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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