She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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