Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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