Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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