you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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